SPARF: Training Orders

Format:

start
<Group 1>
next
<group 2>
 :
 :
next
<group 7>
end
Press:
<amusing comments>
end

where each group is:

<Coach Name>
<delta faigue> <delta mark> <delta kick> <delta scramble> <delta defense>
<player name>
<player name>
 :
<player name>

Example:

start
Coach Dave
4 7 7 1 0
Super Star
next
Coach Dan
-4 -3 0 0 0
Resting Guy
Snoozing Guy
Heartburn Guy
Tag Along Guy
Space Filler Guy
Dead Guy
next
 :
 :
next
Last Coach
4 0 1 7 7
Big Defender
end
Press:
  Wow, what wonderful examples!  Anyone who thinks you should actually
use colons and didn't figure out that was just for brevity should try
again.

Sigh.
end